I went to WF to get some charcuterie to go along with some exquisite wine that Brelby were going to open. I went to the meat/cheese counter and told him that I wanted to pick up some charcut... "charcuterie?" says the self proclaimed cheese nerd. Upon hearing him refer to himself as a cheese nerd I felt very comfortable that I would get a nice selection of meat and cheese to snack on. I told him I wanted prosciutto and whatever else he thought would go well with a syrah.
I let him do his magic and I went to drop a quick deuce and this is what I found in the bathroom near the sink after I left my deposit. Sharps! I wish I would have thought of this.
I let him do his magic and I went to drop a quick deuce and this is what I found in the bathroom near the sink after I left my deposit. Sharps! I wish I would have thought of this.
Pretty sweet! Keep the best customers shopping!
When I went to pick up my charcuterie the cheese nerd had picked out four cold cuts for me. 1) Rosemary Ham 2) Turkey Pastrami 3) Amazingly Delish Salami (brett please fill us in on what that was) 4) Peppered Honey Roun. No prosciutto! All of these meat baggies were approx 8 bucks each. I will never trust a cheese nerd again. He hadn't even picked out cheese for me. I asked him for prosciutto again and asked him about the cheese. He picked out a really good blue (a little help, brett) and an ok triple creme brie.
Should cheese nerds ever be trusted with anything but cheese?
Do cheese nerds make good friends?
Do cheese nerds work on commission?
I told the cheese nerd I wanted some charcuterie and cheese for a little wine pairing. The cheese nerd gave me fixings to make a nice sandwich. No vision.
Do you tell the cheese nerd that you don't want the meat or do you ditch it in another refrigerated aisle?
When I went to pick up my charcuterie the cheese nerd had picked out four cold cuts for me. 1) Rosemary Ham 2) Turkey Pastrami 3) Amazingly Delish Salami (brett please fill us in on what that was) 4) Peppered Honey Roun. No prosciutto! All of these meat baggies were approx 8 bucks each. I will never trust a cheese nerd again. He hadn't even picked out cheese for me. I asked him for prosciutto again and asked him about the cheese. He picked out a really good blue (a little help, brett) and an ok triple creme brie.
Should cheese nerds ever be trusted with anything but cheese?
Do cheese nerds make good friends?
Do cheese nerds work on commission?
I told the cheese nerd I wanted some charcuterie and cheese for a little wine pairing. The cheese nerd gave me fixings to make a nice sandwich. No vision.
Do you tell the cheese nerd that you don't want the meat or do you ditch it in another refrigerated aisle?
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